The vinyl of the new album smells of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina
Below initiative by the Australian Punk Group of Private Function. The band has in fact released an edition in scratch-and-can vinyl of its new album, entitled “¯ _ (ツ) _/ogra”, which smells like the actress’s vagina Gwyneth Paltrowex -wife of the leader of Coldplay Chris Martin.
The guitarist Lauren Hester He said that the band was inspired by the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle sold via Goop, the wellness and lifestyle company Gwyneth Paltrow. However, since the candle is no longer available on the Goop website and is sold hundreds of dollars on the secondary market, i Private Function Then they worked fantasy.
In a video published on the Instagram channel of the group La Hester explained: “This was potentially the most grandiose thing that someone has ever done and all the private functions remained more than impressed. We immediately tried to buy one, but due to the enormous request, it has been exhausted instantly. Now they are sold at over 700 dollars each”.
He continued by saying that the band analyzed the ingredients of the candle and commissioned a French perfume to imitate the smell of the Paltrow vagina. That perfume was then infused in vinyl. “700 dollars to smell the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina is frankly classy and we private functions think that each person in the working class deserves to have access to that smell 24 hours a day. So, congratulations to all those who have had the good fortune to win the Goopy version of the disc, now possess a scratch and sniff disc that smells like the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina”.
The “Goopy” edition of the vinyl was sold at 96 dollars, and went out. It is not the first time that i Private Function Publish vinyls in special edition. Their 2022 album, “370hssv 0773h”was printed with the urine of the band members. Below the guitarist of Private Function, Lauren Hestertells the whole operation well.
